Strain: Mela Verde.
Genetics: Papaya x Banana Gelee.
Breeder: The Grateful Seeds.
Indica / Sativa / hybrids: hybird.
Kind: Hashish.
Types of Hash production: Static.
Coffeeshop: Siberie.
Extractor: concrete farms.
Year: 2025.
Way of smoking: Vaping.
Method Smoked: Aether 25mm Diffuser Baller.
Report writer: The Vaporizing Cat.
The Looks, 8.8/10.
Hash Quality: ★★★★.
Melt Scale: ★★★★.
Melting Behavior: Bubbles actively with minimal char.
Types of hash production: static.
Hash Cleanness: ★★★★.
Hash Color: Light Yellow [ ] Yellow [ ] Light blond [ ] Golden [10] Amber [30] Light Brown [ ] Brown [60] Dark Brown [ ]
Texture: soft with sandy micro-granules.
Consistency: Medium granular with a light contamination.
The Smell, 8.2/10.
Dominant smell of hash: bitter apple.
Associated smells of hash: banana candy.
It has a hint of sour apple and is mildly bitter.
We notice a creamy papaya with a hint of ripe banana candy.
The aroma is a combination of tropical custard acid and peppery spices.
The Taste, 8.4/10.
Dominant flavor: acid apple .
Associated flavors: creamy banana.
Harsh/smoothness: 8 (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth).
Cough factor?: No.
A sour, acidic apple flavor with a light bitterness.
A creamy banana mix with hints of lemon zest.
An aftertaste of tropical blend with a hint of spicy vanilla earth and sweet papaya.
The Feeling, 8.8/10.
A light euphoria boost that is uplifting.
It makes me feel very calm and relaxed, but not hammered down. Instead, it makes me feel like I’m floating.
At lower temperatures, I experienced a tingling sensation on the back of my head.
It feels nice to socialize, and it gives motivational boost.
Summary of the flavors,
Acid [2] Apple [8] Banana [2] Cream [3]
Custard [3] Earth [8] Papaya [5] Pepper [4]
Sour [4] Spice [6] Sweet [4] Tropical [8] Vanilla [4]
Summary of the effect,
Anxiety relief [x] Communication [x] Light Euphoria [x]
Consider process [x] Paranoia relief [x] Pain relief [x]
Sex drive [x] Relaxation [x] Happy [x] Creativity Boost [x]
Uplifted [x] Tingly [x] Focus [x] Mood Boost [x]
Summary of the Negative Aspects,
Dry Mouth [x]
Red Eyes [x]
BUZZ
Dosage: 0,5.
Effect onset: 5 mins.
Profile: 60% 40% (Percentage of head to body (e.g. 80% head 20% body).
Potency: 8 (1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent).
Duration: 140 mins (approx. length of buzz, from first hit).
Use: Morning – wake up [ ] Day – work [ x] Evening – relax [x] Night – sleep [ ].
Munchies: No.
Terpene Profile: Beta-Caryophyllene [x] Limonene [x] Myrcene [x] Pinene [x]
Secondary notes: Humulene [x] Linalool [x]
Terpene breakdown:
| Primary Terpenes | Aromatic Notes | Sensory Impact |
|---|---|---|
| Limonene | Fresh citrus, lemon zest | Uplifting, energizing cerebral effects |
| Myrcene | Tropical fruit, mango | Relaxing body effects, sedative qualities |
| Caryophyllene | Spicy, peppery undertones | Anti-inflammatory, stress relief |
| Pinene | Fresh pine, herbal | Mental clarity, alertness |
| Linalool | Floral, lavender hints | Calming, anxiety reduction |
CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
turpentine () metallic (x) paint () fuel () diesel ()
ammonia () – urine () – vinegar () gas () chemical (x)
bleach () lotions () – plastics () – glues ()
SWEET
fruity (x) – berry () – black/blue/raspberry () – citrus () – orange () – lemon () – lime ()
apple (x) – mango () – grape () – cherry () – tutti frutti ()
floral (x) – perfume () – blossom () nectarine () – custard (x)
minty () – menthol () – spearmint () – peppermint ()
SPICY
woody () – incense () – hardwood () – sage () – juniper () – cedar () – pine ()
basil () – garlic () – dill () – clove () – parsley () – pepper (x)
tobacco () – chocolate ()
MUSKY
earthy (x) – loam () – dirt () – musty () – dusty () – dry ()
animal () – bird () – rodent () – gamey () – skunk ()
botanical () – hay (x) – autumn leaves () – trees ()
Overall Assessment
| Category | Rating (out of 6 ⭐) | Expert Assessment |
|---|---|---|
| Aroma / Terpene Expression | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐(6.0 | Bursting with crisp acid apple, candied , and soft spice. True to the Mela Verde, the limonene–caryophyllene balance is great. |
| Flavor / Palate Experience | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (6.0) | Clean, vibrant, and full-spectrum light apple zest, creamy banana tones, and earthy . The exhale is complex yet smooth—zero harshness, just sweet, peppered fruit. |
| Texture & Consistency | ⭐⭐⭐⭐(6.0 | Soft with sandy micro-granules, Medium granular with a light contamination. |
| Potency & Effect | ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ (6.0 | Euphoric and uplifting onset followed by a calm, centered body high. Great for creative work or light relaxation without couchlock. |
| Value for Quality | ⭐⭐⭐⭐½ (6.0 | Premium-priced but justifiably so for a product of this. |
| Overall Enjoyment | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐(6.0 | One of the most complete, terpene-rich, and enjoyable solventless experiences for me its a new flavor. |
