Strain: Lemon Miracle.
Genetics: Glukies x Unknown Strain [Lemon].
Breeder: Black Farm Genetix.
Kind: Hashish.
Types of Hash production: Filtered.
Coffeeshop: Siberië.
Way of smoking: Vaping.
Method Smoked: Aether 25mm Diffuser Baller.
Report writer: The Vaporizing Cat.
The Looks, 8.0/10.
Hash Quality: ★★★★.
Melt Scale: ★★★★.
Melting Behavior: Bubbles noticeably but leaves minor residue or char.
Types of Hash production: Filtered.
Hash Cleanness: ★★★★.
Hash Color: Light Yellow [ ] Yellow [ ] Light blond [70] Golden [ ] Amber [10] Light Brown [20] Brown [ ] Dark Brown [ ].
Texture: Soft and granular to sandy under pressure, but it melts with gentle warmth.
Consistency: Fine-grained and crumbly.
The Smell, 8.3/10
Dominant smell of Hash: Zesty lemon with lime peel.
Associated smells of Hash: Sweet cookie dough.
We’re smelling zesty lemon with lime peel and some mint.
In the background, we smell sweet cookie dough and some sour berries.
And some subtle earthiness with kush notes added by diesel-choco hints.
The Taste, 8.2/10
Dominant flavor: Citrus peels.
Associated flavors: fresh cut grass.
Harsh/smoothness: 8 (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth).
Cough factor?: No.
The first rip brings a citrus spike with lemon peel and lime zest and some crisp minty coolness undertones.
There is a fresh-cut grass taste with layers of sour, tangy, and pine.
The Feeling, 8.7/10.
It brings a nice relaxation with a dreamy body calm. We have no couch-lock on low doses; good for early evening.
It gives a mood boost and lets the stress go away.
Its have a mildly sedative finish.
Summary of the flavors,
Berry [6] Chocolate [2] Citrus [6] Cookie dough [8]
Diesel [2] Earth [6] Grass [7] Lemon [4] Mint [6]
Pine [4] Tangerine [6] Sour [4] Sweet [6]
Summary of the effect,
Euphoria [x] Sleep (In high doses) [x]
Relaxation [x] Uplifted [x] Mood Boost [x]
Summary of the Negative Aspects,
Dry Mouth [x]
Couch-Lock (In high doses) [x]
BUZZ
Dosage: 0,5 g.
Effect onset: 4 mins.
Profile: 60% 40% (Percentage of head to body (e.g. 80% head 20% body).
Potency: 8 (1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent).
Duration: 140 mins (approx. length of buzz, from first hit).
Use: Morning – wake up [ ] Day – work [ ] Evening – relax [x] Night – sleep [ ].
Munchies: No.
Terpene Profile: Limonene [x] Caryophyllene [x] Myrcene [x].
Secondary notes: Linalool [x] Humulene [x] Pinene [x].
Terpene breakdown:
| Terpene | Common effects | Aroma/Taste | Typical vaporization temp |
|---|---|---|---|
| Limonene | Uplifting, mood-elevating; potential stress relief | Citrus (lemon, orange), bright, zesty | ~176–177°C (349–351°F) |
| Beta-Caryophyllene | Calming; potential anti-inflammatory; CB2 interaction | Spicy, peppery, woody, clove-like | ~199–200°C (390–392°F) |
| Myrcene | Relaxing; sedating at higher amounts (“couch-lock”) | Earthy, musky, herbal, clove | ~166–168°C (331–334°F) |
| Linalool | Calming, soothing; potential anxiolytic/sedative | Floral (lavender), slightly sweet, woody | ~197–198°C (387–388°F) |
| Humulene (α-humulene) | Calming; potential anti-inflammatory/appetite-modulating | Woody, earthy, hoppy, herbal | ~106–107°C (223–225°F) |
| Pinene (α-pinene) | Alertness, clarity; may counteract memory fog | Pine, resinous, fresh, herbal | ~155–156°C (311–313°F) |
CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
turpentine () metallic () paint () fuel () diesel (x)
ammonia () – urine () – vinegar () gas () chemical ()
bleach () lotions () – plastics () – glues (x)
SWEET
fruity (x) – berry (x) – black/blue/raspberry () – citrus (x) – orange (
apple () – mango () – grape () – cherry () – tutti frutti () – lime ()
floral () – perfume () – blossom () nectarine () – custard ()
minty (x) – menthol () – spearmint () – peppermint () – lemon (x)
SPICY
woody (x) – incense () – hardwood () – sage () – juniper (
basil () – garlic () – dill () – clove () – parsley () – pepper ()
tobacco () – chocolate (x) – pine (x) – cedar ( )
MUSKY
earthy (x) – loam () – dirt () – musty () – dusty () – dry ()
animal () – bird () – rodent () – gamey () – skunk ()
botanical () – hay () – autumn leaves () – trees ()
Overall Assessment
| Category | Rating 1-6 | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Visual Appeal | ★★★★☆☆ | Light blond-to-amber tones; clean, fine-grained appearance; cohesive look |
| Texture | ★★★★★☆ | Soft, granular-sandy; melts readily with gentle warmth |
| Flavor | ★★★★☆☆ | Citrus-forward with mint, grass, sweet cookie dough; slight sour-berry and pine |
| Vapor Quality | ★★★★★☆ | Smooth pulls (8/10 harshness scale); no cough; clean melt |
| Flavor Complexity | ★★★★★☆ | Layered citrus/lemon-lime, mint, grass, cookie dough, earth, sour, pine, light diesel-choco |
| Effect Balance | ★★★★☆☆ | Relaxed body calm with euphoric uplift; mild sedation at higher doses; early-evening friendly |
| Value | ★★★★☆☆ | Potent (8/10), long duration (~140 mins), versatile effects; minor dryness side effects |
| Consistency Over Time | ★★★★☆☆ | Quick onset (~4 min), reliable 2–3 hr arc; stable melt and flavor profile across sessions |